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New Years Day 2017 began with my head in a toilet, my favorite pink polyester crop sweatshirt stained with puke in an old Target shopping bag, and ‪Gwen Stefani‬ blaring from my cell phone in a plastic Christmas mug for classy amplification. ‬‬ I had arrived. Or so I’d thought. See, two months prior, my…